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It’s Good Work If You Can Get It

Tomorrow Peyton Manning will take the field for the Denver Broncos in SuperBowl 50, what may prove to be his final professional game. Millions, maybe billions, of people will watch his every movement. Mesmerized by every minute of exciting football action… All 6 of them. From snap to whistle, Manning will put in about 6 […]

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Fear of Missing Out

It was as if there had never been the word “air” and then one day, all anyone could talk about was this new thing called “air” that surrounds us all day every day, that’s fundamental to life itself, that we experience with literally every breath we take. In 2013, they even added it to the […]

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Football Is The Devil

Well, this is it: the saddest day in all of Terry World, the official kickoff of football season. I hate football. In the immortal words of Bobby Boucher’s mama “football is the devil.” The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn’t exist. His second best trick was convincing us […]

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Life Is Not A Spectator Sport. Play More. Watch Less.

I’m a little uncomfortable with the whole concept of spectator sports. Spectator sports is an oxymoron like government efficiency and well behaved children. The truth of the matter is that spectator sports is pornography. Not lock the office door, turn down he volume and clear the browser history pornography, but pornographic in the sense that […]

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At Long Last Our National Nightmare Is Over

I have to admit, I’ve felt a little out of place over the last week since the whole Phil Robertson Ducky Dynasty Debacle began, but rumors on the interwebs today report that A&E has decided to let Phil return to nest and keep the golden egg warm (insert gasp and shocked expression here) at least […]

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The News Ain’t The News

How much time did you spend last week watching the news out of Boston? America was glued to our screens. TV screens at home, smart phone screens everywhere else. I was having dinner with friends who were staring at their smartphones, reading tweets aloud from other people who were sitting at home staring at their […]

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Honey Boo Boo is Killing You

Every hour you spend in front of a TV screen takes another 22 minutes off your life. Hell, Watching the TV is more dangerous than smoking according a recent article in the New York Times. Every cigarette you smoke only gets you out of the old age home 11 minutes faster. If you’re bound and […]